- From the beginning, mankind has faced...
Villains...
- [growls]
- Selfishly pursuing their dark agendas.
Greed.
Domination.
[ticking]
[beeping]
- Destruction.
- [growls]
- But always rising to oppose them have been heroes.
[mastodon trumpets]
- A breed apart.
- [growls]
- Men and women of valor...
Selflessly leaping into the fray.
Battling for justice and protecting the innocent.
What makes a hero? Courage? Powers?
These are the questions that would be asked about those unlikely few
Who stood up to the greatest threat this world ever faced.
- Unh!
- Aah!
- Fall back! We need to regroup!
- Sorry, but guy gardner only goes down swingin'.
Yeah, that's right.
You'll be telling your grandkids you were there the day
Guy gardner single-handedly fought off an army of one-eyed monsters.
[rumbling]
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- Appreciate the assist, booster.
The 31st century is now a little safer.
- No thank necessary. It's just a great feeling
To know that when batman needs help,
Booster gold's at the top of his speed dial.
- You weren't the first one I called.
- Number two's not bad.
- You weren't the second, either.
- As long as you called.
- You called him, sir.
- I think you know the way out.
- We should go before he sics the dog on us again, sir.
[high-pitched tone]
- Hey, what's that?
- [sighs] an unidentified signal was first detected weeks ago.
Based on this triangulation, it's coming from star city.
The timing corresponds with an increase
In small meteor strikes around the globe.
- Global meteor strikes? A strange signal from star city?
This all sounds really familiar.
Today's not...
[beeps]
- The third?! Listen, I'm pretty sure something big happens today.
Huge, in fact.
- Details are a little fuzzy,
But I think it involves a diaper truck!
- Ace?
- [barking]
- Now maybe we can find out what this all means.
No match in the database.
- [growls, barks]
- Could mean it's alien in origin.
Wait a second. You read my mind, ace. It's--
- [growls, whimpers]
- A homing beacon...
Lighting a path to this planet
For my master.
- [growls, whimpers]
- Unh!
- Uhh.
[beeping]
- Aah!
There is no weapon in your arsenal
That I cannot counter.
- Then maybe I should use someone else's arsenal.
[whirring]
[both grunting]
[grunts]
[roars]
- Unh!
[roaring]
[bats screeching]
- Unh!
- I have already subdued most of your allies.
Soon there will be no heroes left to defend earth,
And starro shall conquer it with ease.
- Hey, bats, I just remembered. Today's the invasion!
[starfish hissing]
- Oh. Looks like you already figured it out.
- [grunting]
- Unh!
- Tell your master that earth is off limits!
- No, batman.
Your planet will fall.
For the starro invasion has begun.
- [panting]
[starfish hissing]
[man grunting]
[all chanting] starro lives.
Starro lives.
Starro...
Starro lives.
Starro...
- We're going to need an army of heroes.
- Yeah, but who's left that doesn't have a face full of starfish?
- Only one way to find out.
I modified my communicator so only those
With uncompromised synaptic responders can receive the signal.
- Wh- calling all heroes. A dog ? Calling all heroes.
Calling all heroes.
This is batman.
If you can hear this signal, meet me at these coordinates.
The fate of the world is at stake.
- So let me get this straight.
After scouring the globe, we got ourselves
A couple of kids...
- Hey! - Hey!
- A gym coach...
- Science teacher.
- And a... What?
- B'wana beast. How you doin'?
- This is all that's left to fight the greatest threat to humanity ever?
- Yeah, and who are you supposed to be?
- Uh, booster gold, hero of the 25th century?
- Never heard of you.
- Listen up.
Some of you are inexperienced...
Naive...
Arrogant or...
Eccentric.
But like it or not,
We're earth's only hope for survival.
So suck it up. Put on your game faces.
- Shazam!
[thunder]
- Firestorm! - Firestorm!
- You must have one heck of a power to pull off that look.
- Allow me to demonstrate.
Uh, let's see.
I'll need you...
And... You.
- [hisses]
- [screeches]
- I am so gonna hurk.
- That was awesome! Do it again.
- Ahem.
Our mission is simple-- disable the signal in star city
Before this creature finds its way to earth.
So here's the plan...
- A kangaroo and a lizard? - Yep.
- An earthworm and a rhinoceros? - Easy.
- A dog and a... Slightly smaller dog?
- Heh. Do you really have to ask?
- Awesome!
- We're all gonna die, aren't we?
- Pretty much, yeah.
[instrument beeping]
- There it is-- starro's signal.
[starfish hissing]
- They're under starro's control. Try not to hurt them.
[all grunting]
- Hyah!
- Unh!
Aah!
Holy moly!
- Aah!
- Unh! Ahh!
- Can't you turn him into foam rubber?
- Still working on our transmutation power, remember?
- Well, if we don't do something quick,
He's gonna transmute us into toast!
- [grunting]
- Ohh!
- Remember, sir, be gentle.
- Yeah, I'll try to remember--aah!
- Huh?
Vixen, honey, it's me--
B'wanie, you're fiancé?
- Starro lives.
[screeches]
- Unh!
- This device has played its part.
My master's way is now clear.
Good-bye, batman.
- Unh!
- What have we here?
- Unh!
- Intriguing.
- Aah!
[starfish hissing]
- Change of plans.
- Starro lives.
Starro lives.
- It's like a battery--
Storing the energy in order to pass it on to starro when he arrives.
- I don't t t care how it works.
Just--just find a way to take it off.
- You have the audacity to deny starro?
Then embrace your fate
And kiss your loved ones a final good-bye.
For untold eons... - For untold eons...
I have roamed the cosmos,
Conquering and devouring all who crossed my path.
Those few who resisted my will eventually succumbed.
[starfish hissing]
- Thus it has been and shall ever be.
- And your planet, so rich with life,
So many humans...
Intoxicating.
I will be there soon.
- Who will be here?
Oh.
- Well, what are we waiting for?
- Uhh!
Uhh! Uhh!
Ohh! - Uhh!
[all screaming]
- A-ha! Diaper truck!
- Uhh!
Earth's off the menu.
[grunts]
Uhh!
- We have to save them.
We have to save vixen.
- Starro will not be stopped from claiming his prize.
Nor will I. - Uhh!
[all grunting]
[all screaming]
[all grunt]
- Your allies have failed.
Now starro feeds.
- Hey, we're alive.
- Is this?
- Foam rubber.
I transmuted the concrete just before we hit.
- Way to go, jason.
- We survived.
But we're no closer to stopping starro.
- The tunnel. It leads under the stadium.
We can use it to evacuate the prisoners.
- But with your powers, the parasites will be drawn right to you.
- Then in order to rescue the civilians,
We'll need to civilians.
- Going into battle virtually naked.
The toy company isn't going to like this one bit.
[all gasp]
[both grunt]
- Why do you work with starro?
What do you get out of it?
- Starro came to feed on my world.
But the people of klaramar
Were not susceptible to his mind control
And would not provide him sustenance.
What starro cannot control or devour--
- He destroys.
- A bargain was struck,
And I agreed to be his herald,
Tracking down other worlds
On which the conqueror could feed.
- Work with us.
We can all defeat starro together.
And your people will be safe.
- The prey always looks for mercy before the kill.
- Uhh!
- This way. Watch your step.
- Show me some hustle, people.
- He who would dare rob me of my meal
Shall be the next to sate my hunger.
[all groaning]
- Uhh!
- Skeet, suit me up.
- Shaz--
- Billy!
Ahh!
- Uhh!
Uhh!
[grunts]
[squawks]
- Uhh!
- I have become bored.
But you interest me.
- Ok, I get it.
You think I'm a joke.
Join the club.
- A joke?
No.
I've never been more impressed.
- If these spores are like batteries,
Then there's a limit to the energy they can hold.
- Shazam!
[starro screeching]
- It didn't work.
- It did.
That's how we stop it.
Shout it again.
- Shazam!
[starro screeches]
- Shazam!
[screeching continues]
- Shazam!
[screeching continues]
- [grunting]
- Ohh!
[starro screeching]
[all screaming]
- Master.
- It's over, hunter.
Starro bit off more than he could chew.
- Over for starro, batman, not for me.
I have a new weapon to spread death and destruction
On a scale my late master never dreamed of.
- Uhh! - [grunts]
What is this weapon?
- You.
- Aah!
Uhh!
- B'wana beast.